Florida has always felt hot. But during the winter, it gets a little more chilly. That’s not due to the climate. That’s due to the frigid personality of folks who just don’t receive what they deserve the holiday season. No matter if it’s Hanukkah, Christmas or whatever holiday the Pastafarians—known as the worshippers of Flying Spaghetti Monsters celebrate—the very likelihood that the world-at-large ever totally feels entirely satisfied with the results of their families toil throughout the year is a total and utter impossibility.

February has never felt so far away.

Of course, the very necessary change of the mood that comes about to many a folk this time of year, no thanks to the plague of Black Friday, has left states like Texas, Louisiana and Missouri in a state of half-assed lousiness and misery.

And why is this? Perhaps, again, because the folks that are holding the ability to get gifts don’t tend to get the correct gifts for the folks they care for the most. And I’m not talking about dropping hot potatoes. Your mistakes like instead of a pet dolphin, it’s merely a lateral move, such as tickets to the Dolphin Cove. No, rather, it’s something as small as a change in color. How much spoiled minds can there exist such as in the little-known neighborhoods of elegant Baldwin Park, in Orlando? Plenty and maybe even one too many. The whole purpose of being kind during these times is to accept the very graciousness that someone offers a gift with, even if you don’t get the right color Ferrari.

So from the handful of research that is in the hand of a pygmy marmoset, here’s what I’ve hunted and gathered, when it comes to research that has to do with… Cold Attitudes In Warm States!

Such as Mississippi!

The big wide country of Mississippi has some cold souls on account of all the racism I’ve heard come out of there. But really, is that inner-reverse-racism on my part? I’m not sure if I’m living right if I happen to be thinking like that. Maybe I’m living extra right-wing if I think like that. It could very well be better to think more proactively, that perhaps there’s an inner kindness to be found in Mississippi. Instead of guessing that all the folks there wear a white hood.

Nev-hot-da

Nevada is honestly the coldest, warmest spot in the United States, given that it’s hot because of all the gambling that happens there. but it’s cold because the only winnings anyone ever experiences there is the transfer of tokens and cash prizes. Just because money is a great thing to give to others, doesn’t necessarily make it out to be the warm message of beneficial presence that anyone can ever ask for. Some people might just gamble with it again, lose it and not make some big mess out of nothing.

and who could forget hot Hawaii?

Hawaii is totally distant from the rest of the United States in so many ways. In particular, of what makes the people warm. It’s the kindness in the coming together as a community. Not the island, not the activities, and not the climate.

The coldest folk can very well be the ones who lose sight of that. And I’ve been blind for the longest.

Citations

https://www.financialsamurai.com/what-are-some-of-the-pros-and-cons-of-moving-to-hawaii/

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