VERNE TROYER’S GHOST HEARD BUT NOT SEEN
The late Verne Troyer, better known as the Mini-Me actor from the Austin Powers has been gone for a couple of years now. And it’s sad, because the guy was a genuinely unique talent. At two-foot, eight inches, this actor had all the capacity to continue taking on the World with fellow little people like Peter Dinklage and Brad Williams.
Which is why, with the best of them, Verne is an honorary ghost. The man is absolutely floating around. But keep in mind that because the laws of gravity still apply to ghosts, the biggest likelihood is that he’s grounded.
And a little person that is grounded is much like a leaf of a strawberry. It still grows like a regular leaf.
Here’s why the Verne Troyer ghost is such a haunting apparition.
The little guy is literally scampering around, hoping you’ll see him. After which he’s guessing you’ll join the spirit for some spirits. What else could be more uplifting than some fizzy lifting drinks?
As long as you don’t anger Verne, there’s no way you can be haunted by his presence.
So don’t do these things to anger Verne Troyer.
Tap him on the head.
Yeah, he may be as tall as a bongo, but that gives no one the right to treat him like such. Dead or alive, this actor is still a person and deserves as much respect as the next bongo–I mean, guy.
Pitch Shift his voice to sound normal.
Don’t move his vocal chords a lot if you feel uncomfortable. He’s a little person but he still has a big appetite for voicing his opinions. Let him! He might even encourage you to take singing lessons with his haunting melody from Hell. A “hell-ody.”
Use shrunken heads to communicate to him.
That’s offensive for little people and shrunken people! Don’t interact with the spirits like that.
What has Verne Troyer said in his ghoulish form?
“Can you get me some In ‘N’ Out Burger? Not to eat, but I really want to pet a cow-parition.”
“Surprised I didn’t die earlier, you know? Had to do all my own stunts, and ordinarily, I’d wet my pants. Do you know how scary it was to jump off during Celebrity Big Brother.”
“Shall I fear more? Or shall I reek it then.”
“You know what Verne is short for? Yeah, neither do I. Been asking what I’m short for for the longest.”
“Can you find that tonal therapist? Her voice really resonated with me. Maybe, by giving one of those pitch-perfect utterances, I’ll finally find my peace.”
“You know who I want to hear from? Logan Paul. How’s that good guy doing? Last I’ve heard, he was planning on going on a trip to Japan! I want to hear how it went. I hope he still likes jelly beans!”
“What I want to know is if they’re going to remake Snow White into a live-action movie! Would’ve loved to be alive to play Grumpy! No role would make me happier than to represent fellow little people, alongside Tony Cox and Warwick Davis!”
Citations
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/trivia/?ref_=nm_ql_3
